1. She let me drop my He-man off the church balcony onto the Arch Bishop's head.
2. I didn't have to eat smoked salmon for dinner a few times. Together we can fool anyone, even dad!
3. She is an amazing mother of three G-R-E-A-T girls.
4. We both understand mom like no one understands mom, and let me tell you, no one understands mom.
5. In highschool, I could totally crash unannounced for some grub.
6. Willowbud...need I say more?
7. If it weren't for my sis, I might not have a baby book.
8. Long walks to Eastgate Gas for Lemonheads, Atomic Fireballs, Boston Baked Beans, and Firesticks.
9. Pee-chees, Gockies, and Iwannarines. Thanks for helping a brotha' out when no one else would.
10. Holding down the fort in Montana while I'm away on life.
11. Taking care of G-G for the long haul.
12. Biver and Katie, our parallel coconspirators. Meow. Meow. Meow.
13. Dragging the whole family some 500 miles to watch me finish Gonzaga off in style.
14. Passing along a toaster to me that is still running strong.
15. A crock pot, too!
16. Being my holiday season counselor. I shall make it through yet another Christmas celebration at home.
17. Hanging with me on our many road trips. Remember dad's awesome home remedy anti-nausea gel caps? What the heck were in those things???
18. Leading mom and dad through parenthood so that I had it pretty much easy-breasy.
19. Saving me from the Skylark the time it almost blew up coming back from the lake.
20. Ducking with me when dad laid on the horn at the drive-through nativity scene, which sent Joseph and Mary combat crawling for cover behind Jesus' cradle.
For these reasons and so many more, I'm glad you still in my life. If I moved back to Helena, do you think we would be friends? This time, THINK quickly and SPEAK slowly. Just kidding. Happy Birthday Ape!
For these reasons and so many more, I'm glad you still in my life. If I moved back to Helena, do you think we would be friends? This time, THINK quickly and SPEAK slowly. Just kidding. Happy Birthday Ape!